1.FAINT
I know most of the times this would not necessarily be a good thing,
because its likely due to a health issue,
but I just wonder what it would feel like to faint maybe,
due to shock at meeting one of my celebrity knight’s in shining armour e.g
2.LOSE MY VOICE
You know how sometimes someone gets a cold/flu
…or sings so much that the vocal
cords are strained…
I want me none of that
but I think the husky voice that results is sooo cool!!!
3.KEG STAND
heeeey nobody wants to voluntarily pass out…
in a drunken stupor,
or rather i’d like to think so..
but I suspect my tolerance would be not so much…
4.DINE AND DASH
too bad my conscience wouldn’t allow me…
my mum always told me such,and the equivalents such as driving off at a gas
station without paying result in someone else paying for it,
probably the attendant/waiter/waitress in question…
wouldn’t want that on my hands…
5.MISTLETOE EFFECT
hopefully this would be with a significant other
and not a random bloke (yeah who knew that’s how its spelt)
ok maybe you did
6.DRAG RACE
I know,I know
Its dangerous and a better-not-go-there…nini thing
probably too many movies,
but why lie it sort of,kinda looks like it would kick a good one!
7.RIDE A HARLEY DAVIDSON
bicycles are as far as it goes for me…
speed is limited to ‘safe’
although i do wonder sometimes….
anyhoo last i checked these babies were the baddest,
note: Last was quite a while back…
probably in the days of Kwai Chang Caine KungFU
8.GET ONE OF THESE
ok maybe not that extreme,
a little subtler would do..
Truth is last time i had a piercing I was 6,
so I cant really remember if it hurt too much,
but I imagine this would..
that coupled with the fact that the wound leaves one prone to
an increased risk of infection and the wound could close up in
a couple of hours/days should
one take the ring off…
makes me doubtful that I will get one ever…
But hey,if you have one,Go You!!!
9.READ THE BIBLE FROM COVER TO COVER
All the answers to life’s questions should be in there..
if we look hard enough..
There were/are? parts of the world where this is forbidden/illegal
10. BREAK A GUINESS WORLD RECORD
Easier said than done folks!











